The Vast Fields of Nothingness

EmmaMarie. 20. Kentucky. Bio/Pre-med major at the University of Kentucky


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"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

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thefrogman:

Reversed GIFs [imgur]

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tastefullyoffensive:

Not today, ebola. [vine by mrlegendarius]

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

Although, to be an obnoxious dick, it’s not really female anatomy we’re dealing with here. It’s female physiology. But good point!

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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THE FUCKING DAY I STOP CRAVING COMFY COW ICE CREAM IS THE DAY I DIE.

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siliecrazie:

What do you mean a blanket is not an acceptable thing to wear as outdoor clothing? It’s comfy as fuck. Form follows function you know. 
-College Problems #4

siliecrazie:

What do you mean a blanket is not an acceptable thing to wear as outdoor clothing? It’s comfy as fuck. Form follows function you know. 

-College Problems #4

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If I had an ass like Kim Kardashian, literally all I would do is grab it.

Reblogged from helenaoftroy
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.” don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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